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ARTICLE #1
So you've played that game called Super Smash Brothers Melee right? And the original that started it all? I bet you have and I bet you liked both games. Well guess what. If it wasn't for me there wouldn't be any Smash Bros. games today! That's right, it was all because of me. I thought up the original concept in the seventh grade. Me and my friend were drawing up the characters and the special moves one day in lunch. Unfortunately we never finished it and I lost all the drawings. So I can't prove anything. Damn. I was so close to being a millionare. Oh well, at least I can still design a Nintendo baseball game. They haven't done that yet!! Watch out Shigeru Miyamoto!! I will be the best game designer the world has ever seen!!! Ha,ha,ha,ha!!
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ARTICLE #3
Ladies and gentlemen, in case you haven't noticed, Super Smash Brothers Melee has a website. All Melee fans should check it out. They also have this fun new thing that's called Smash Mail. It's pretty cool, you can Melee matches through e-mail. You challenge an opponent through their e-mail address then you pick a character and three combos. For each combo you have three different choices. You can pick a smash combo, an item combo and a throw combo. You can mix and match. Once you got all your info down you e-mail your friend and when they get their mail they can pick their character and moves. The results are e-mailed to you and you even get to see real Melee footage. This thing is free and you can register at www.smashbrothers.com. It may not sound so exciting but it's fun. If you're good on the console then try it out with your friends and prove to them that you are the ultimate Smash master no matter how or on what you play!! By the way I am currently accepting challenges. My e-mail address is linxx85@yahoo.com. Only use it to ask me about Melee or to challenge me to a match. NO Spam please!!!
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ATRICLE #2
I'm a member of Team Hippopotamus. My name is Carlos and as you probably know, my current character is Marth. I bet you're wondering how a loser like me got so good at SSMB. Well my friends I can let you in a little secret. There is one thing that if you do it, you will be unstoppable in Melee. The question is: are you man enough to do it? If you haven't started crying and are still reading then prepare yourself for the lost Melee secret that will work for any character!! First thing you have to do is clear you mind to cleanse your body and soul. Close your eyes and pretend you are Goku the mighty Saiyan. Then you will have to sacrafice a couple of goats in the name of the Melee god. If you can't get any goats then a small household pet will do, a cat or a dog perhaps. Then say the magic words: sihtg niod rofresol amai. Repeat three times and then you should be the ultimate Melee Master and none of your friends will be able to beat you.
note: results may vary, process cannot get you a girlfriend or make you look cool. Not reponsible for dead pets or any other deaths of animals you may have in your house including but not limited to: sisters, fish, imaginary friends, stuffed animals, and playstation game consoles.
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